#09 – Jolly Mugshots
Welcome back, Rebels! The amount of news is HUGE this episode, with the posters, interviews, photo shoots, and more. Hurley’s crush on Jennifer Lawrence is fully examined, and then of course, comes the regular dosage of Listener Mailbag, Chapter Chat: TGH Chapters 13-14, and HRock! Not to mention the introduction of an all-new, listener-centric segment! Enjoy!
Rebellion Radio 
HURLEY YOU SUCK!!! Cato is (Quoth April) Hothothothothothothothot!! And he’s not 18! He’s 14! Cuz Clove is his girlfriend! Clato! Blarg! Woohoo!
-Teampeetagirl
don’t hate on Hurley! He’s amazing :) <3
But he said cato is unhot. :(
Um, in Hurley’s defense, Josh H undyed his hair right after… Well, the Vanity Fair photo shoot.
Maybe for when glimmer dies, it’ll just be like, shot of Katniss, and you like hear glimmer screaming in the background or something.
Okay…..
Ew! Gross! Glimmer just melted!
I feel like I’m gonna barf!
Hey! Look! Peeta is sparkly!
Still feel like I’m gonna barf!
La la la
The Careers are chasing me
La la la
Oh look
A purple tree!
I just fell into a pit of ants!
YAAAAAAAY!!!!
Clato is pronounced clay-to and stands for the clove-Cato relationship. Gadge has a short a and is for madge and gale. Extreme angriness over her not being in the movie.
Am I the only one who thought that Haymitch would look, I don`t know , Drunkish?
OHMIGOD. Lonely Lullaby. Owl City. HROCK. Listen. Now. Amazing.
Just so ya know this is a list of songs you should do on HROCK.
Alligator Sky by Owl City
If I Die Young by The Band Perry
Any and all District Tribute songs (They’re Amazing!)
“Cato and Clo-ove sittin’ in a tree…..”
-Teampeetagirl
FYI Effie’s hair in right next to the weird flower thingy is pink. Just to confirm.
Lovin this episode!
POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the mockingjay again
But now I am cornered
By a wolf and his pact
I can only wait
But now I’m not alone
There is a raven
For ravens can survive anything
She warns me of another predator
One far more deadly then the wolf and his pact
But there is use for the deadly creatures now
I let the raven fly away from tree to tree
Then I let the nest fall
One small she wolf is targeted
She wriggles on the ground in pain
But soon her pain swallows her up in death
I am not spared though
My wings are torn apart
My blood boils in my veins
I run on legs not meant for running
Because my wings have been torn off
A wolf comes and I wait to become a meal
But no
He lets me flee
I do without hesitation
Why would a predator let go of prey
Whoaaaaaaa…….. Wha-?
OHHHH I GET IT NOW!
Translation:
Wolf=Cato
Raven=Rue
Small wolf=Glimmer
Mockingjay=Katniss
Wolf that lets her go=Peeta
Oh yeah:
Wolf pack=Careers
AND APRIL IS STILL BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree.
OMG MAJOR MIND-BLOWING THEORY!!
So this is how Cato died- He falls off the cliff thingy and then he like starts hacking away at the wolf-mutt things and then… He’s doing this huge slashy thing- AND THEN THE CLOVE MUTT POPS UP AND HE’S LIKE NOOOOO AND THEN HE STOPS SWINGING AND THEN ANOTHER MUTT COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND BITES HIS LEG AND THEN HE CRAWLS INTO THE CORNUCOPIA AND THEN… Yeah.
a round of applause for teampeetagirl.
**Clap Clap Clap Clap**
Oh and thank you for the translation because I’m not sure if anyone got it.
Oh and if you do read my poem R.R. try not to mispronounce stuff again. You know who I’m pointing fingers at.
Youre welcome for the translation. ;)
Yeah HURLEEEYYYYY…….
I just thought of another poem and I am genius!!!
A tiny little sting
What harm could it be
he he he
Bubbles and Foam cover me
Her skin melts
and fall off like felt
She dies right in front of me
Oh what fun wee!!! wee!!!
Everything is blurry
Hazy too!
Ants crawling in my mouth
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup I’m just that graphic
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
HOLY CANNOLI THE TRAILER IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s a link: http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/11/14/the-hunger-games-trailer-is-here-and-we-are-freaking-out
okay LOVED IT!!! But don’t you think peeta just doesn’t look as innocent you could say. Though I’m so happy because it looks like the scene with the avox is there and it just looks fricken awesome!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argh! I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THIS MOOOVVVIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!